Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Future Surgeries

Whats wrong with your body? Well.....doesn't matter what it may be since now there are many surgeries that once were thought to be ridiculous. Is one of your toes to long? shorten it with surgery. Do you need calf implants to make your legs look great? Nows the chance to get whatever you want!

  • Hands: You want hands with less bulge and more younger looking? Now we can do a botox injection and make your hands look smoother and younger.
  • Dimples: Want dimples in ur cheeks? Just get dimple fabrication.
  • Belly Buttons: Umbilicoplasty will make you decide if you want an innie or outtie belly button or if you dont like the appereance of your belly button.
  • Toe Shortening: If one toe is to long on your foot just have it shortened
  • Fix your cankles! Can you not tell where your calf ends and your ankle starts well now surgens can fix that for you.
  • Ear Lobe lift
  • Fillers for your feet on those long red carpet events! If you have to stand in those heels for hours on end it only makes sense to add alittle cushion so that your feet dont hurt as much
  • Knee Lipo
  • Necklace Lines

So what do all of these strange surgeries mean yet again. There are so many unhappy people with their lives! The more these people get surgeries the more they are all going to look alike.

2 comments:

  1. Are my TOES too long?!? Give me a break! I wish that my list of concerns was so short I'd even EVER had the opportunity to consider this. Add cushion to your feet???

    Reading your blog is helping me keep normalcy in perspective!

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  2. It is crazy how people are displeased with how they look that they have to "fix" themselves with these surgery. Why can't people just be who they are?

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