Tattoo Removal

Regretting that tattoo you got during spring break of your senior year now that your at the young age of sixty. Well have they got options for you out there. About five options if your willing to lay some money down or give some skin up. (FYI:Each different type shows a picture right beside the explanation.)

1. The first option and the most common the laser removal. The laser removal breaks down the ink with high intense laser, after the ink is broken down it is your own immune system that takes care of the rest. This though may have to be done a few times depending on the size of the tattoo or the skin type. This can cost from $250 to $850 depending on the size if it is a larger one it may be closer to $1000. If your tattoo is not gone by the first visit you may have to go back and spend this price more than once or twice. The sessions range from one to ten!!!! It is said to feel like being hit by grease.....How exciting, I've always wanted to know what that feels like a couple times! The outcome, it may cause blisters and scarring and more than likely it will. But even though it causes scaring it is still getting the job done by getting rid of your unwanted tattoo.

2. Another option is to have Intense Pulse Light Therapy mostly done in spas. The high intense light is in a wand that is over your tattoo and it pulses on the tattoo. This is less painful and works better than laser removal. Although it works much better and faster it is more expensive. The most common is ten dollars a PULSE!!!! So how many pulses do you need on your tattoo in the session.....CRAZY!

3. Dermabrasion: If you know what this is you know this will HURT! Dermabrasion is pretty much taking a piece of sandpaper and rubbing your tattoo off! OUCH! Most people use dermabrasion for your face just to get the top layer of dead skin off but it is a gentler dermabrasion then rubbing skin off your leg, arm or wherever your tattoo is....this could be a painful experience if you are putting them in obsence places...

4. Well this could be a less expensive way to go.....lets just cut your tattoo off your body! YES! Cut the tattoo off your body and then sew up the skin remaining back together! Then you could hang your tattoo on your wall or something in memory of the skin/tattoo you used to have! Just the picture I want in my dining room while I'm eating supper. Oh and just to let us all know this may cause scarring...noted in the article! Wow thats wicked surprising, never would have guessed!

5. Of course the do-it-yourself cremes. Which may definitley not work but its worth a shot and much less expensive than the other options. Most people see an improval of the fading but it may take awhile to be completely gone. Of course you could do the skin cutting right at home so maybe that is the less expensive one....haha..

http://tattoo.about.com/od/tatremoval/a/tatremoval_2.htm

How to Pick a Surgeon

Plastic surgery is a very common practice although some of the dr.'s may need more practice at it. If you are ever thinking about plastic surgery for whatever reason it may be you need to make sure you are picking the right dr to visit. Dont just decide on one because he is cheaper than the rest. You need to do your research, make sure the dr you are going to put your trust in is the one capable of doing the surgery. Make sure hes had some experience and has the degrees and is certified to back up his experience! There have been instances where celebrities have gone to a certain person just because they knew them or because they were inexpensive and the outcomes have not been pleasant. You are trusting them with your outward apperance and if you didnt like your appearance before it could end up much worse if they dont have the certifications on their back.
~Check to see if they are part of any other organizations because in most cases if they are they will have to have some qualifications to be in the organization.
~Check to see how many of the surgeries similiar to the one you are having done has he or she done.
~Do they have any credentials?
~Is the room he or she will be performing the surgery in certified. Is it clean?
~Most important when talking to this doctor do you feel comfortable with him? Does he know what hes doing?
http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/plastic_surgeons.html

Regrets

Do celebrities ever have doubts after they have their surgeries? Of course they do especially if they dont get the results they intended! What if you dreamed your whole life about getting that nose you've always wanted and it came out horrible? Do you think that one surgery is really worth it because if it doesnt come out right it may be worse than before. Many celebs have been disappointed with their surgeries. Many breast augmentations have come out ten times worse than when they started. From them being crooked to them being to high, or to low, or too big, or smaller than expected. You have an image in your head of what you want the outcome to be after your surgery. Michael Jackson had regrets with his nose after so many surgeries he had no nose left. Kathy Griffen is one who does regret and is open about her surgeries. She has said that before she felt comfortable with herself she was on the "junk" called plastic surgery and then realized her looks didnt matter to everyone else as much as it did to her. She realized she was wasting her time. How long does it take for someone to actually realize that they are wasting their time or money. It took Kathy from the age of 26 til her age of 49 she wasnt happy with her apparence, now at age fifty she is satisfied and comfortable and regreting things in the past. Does it take all celebrities awhile to realize they are beautiful as they are?http://www.theplasticsurgerychannel.com/celebrity-plastic-surgery/kathy-griffin-doesn%E2%80%99t-love-plastic-surgery.html

The Future Surgeries

Whats wrong with your body? Well.....doesn't matter what it may be since now there are many surgeries that once were thought to be ridiculous. Is one of your toes to long? shorten it with surgery. Do you need calf implants to make your legs look great? Nows the chance to get whatever you want!

• Hands: You want hands with less bulge and more younger looking? Now we can do a botox injection and make your hands look smoother and younger.
• Dimples: Want dimples in ur cheeks? Just get dimple fabrication.
• Belly Buttons: Umbilicoplasty will make you decide if you want an innie or outtie belly button or if you dont like the appereance of your belly button.
• Toe Shortening: If one toe is to long on your foot just have it shortened
• Fix your cankles! Can you not tell where your calf ends and your ankle starts well now surgens can fix that for you.
• Ear Lobe lift
• Fillers for your feet on those long red carpet events! If you have to stand in those heels for hours on end it only makes sense to add alittle cushion so that your feet dont hurt as much
• Knee Lipo
• Necklace Lines

So what do all of these strange surgeries mean yet again. There are so many unhappy people with their lives! The more these people get surgeries the more they are all going to look alike.

Bride of Wildenstein Aka Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein, some may know or recognize this name, others may not. I honestly never had heard of her til now. Shes even got her own definition in wikipedia which is:

Jocelyn Wildenstein is an american women who came to public attention as a result of extensive plastic surgery on her face

Wow how lucky a whole definition about yourself. I wonder if that makes her have nice warm feelings deep inside. Or do you ever think what your definition might be. Well I wonder if this is what she wants her definition to be? Anyhow, so guess how much she has spent on plastic surgery so far........you will never guess! A mere 4 MILLION dollars on facial plastic surgery! Do you want to know why she did this? Well of course you do! She wanted to fix (or destroy her face for that matter) to keep her husband. They were contemplating a divorce and she thought ...hmmm maybe if I look hotter he will want to stay with me. Forget changing my personality I'll fix my apperance! Not only did she have plastic surgery done but she had it done with a feline affect because her husband (that was contemplating divorce with her) liked exotic cats. So she wanted to look like an exotic cat just for him, how nice!

Ya well it didnt work out for her! After what she did he probably was scared to come home at night so moved out the day he saw her new look! Well actually she decided to divorce him after he was found in bed with a 19 year old model...But she got a nice chunk of change. He was a millionaire. So is the anticipation getting to you, are you dying to see her picture yet?....well heres what she looked like before:

Not to bad! Shes a pretty, blonde, young women!

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Ok so now the after pictures and I will warn you the get worse as time goes on!

All I can say is hopefully she has a rocking body because her face does nothing for her!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516768/Is-scariest-picture-EVER-Bride-Wildenstein.html

Top Five surgeries and cost to look like the stars!

Let me start out by saying that the country with the most plastic surgery in 2002 was the U.S.A. averaging 90,992 plastic surgeries. We beat Mexico by over 38,000 surgeries! I think this may prove we are going alittle overboard with not being satisfied with ourselves! Lets live the new american dream of living free, having no home due to foreclosure but still affording that much needed nose job we've been dying to have! Yes our morals and priorities are all in check.....Ya Right! One article I found will even give you the top five surgeries to get you to have the near perfect celebrity symetrical face. So here are your top five procedures to looking perfect like the stars:
Top Five Procedures:
1.Facial Liposuction: Taking off the excess fat around the cheeks and chin, which may be causing you to look overweight in photos.
2. Rhinoplasty: which in the article it comes out and says the perfect nose doesnt really exist but they can help yours get better by removing bumps or making it straight.
3.Chin Implants: Giving you the chiseled look! How exciting! (can you sense the sarcasim)
4.Dermal Fillers: To smooth out those stubborn wrinkles.
5.Eyelid Surgery: To make your eyes look younger and remove the bags!
http://www.locateadoc.com/articles/the-hollywood-makeover-celebrity-plastic-surgery-procedures-1645.html

So with all of that done seperately they cost on average:
Facial Lipo: $2,000
Rhinoplasty: $6,000
Chin Implants: $1,936
Dermal Fillers: $825
Eyelid Surgery: $3,134

Total: $13,895
So for all of you wanting the look of a hollywood celebrity just dig out that pocket change and pray your face looks better after than before because if not theres really no undo button on all 5 surgeries!
http://www.pricesplasticsurgery.com/

The King of Plastic Surgery

A face we all know to well! I dont think I could do a blog about plastic surgery and not talk about Michael Jackson. One of the most well known stars who went to far under the knife. His nose begins to take a different shape at the age of 26 in 1984. He decides to get his nosed narrowed and eyebrows shaped. That is fine alittle bit done no harm people barely noticed he had anything done. Then came 1985 he decided his nose wasnt narrowed enough and goes to the plastic surgen again and gets eyeliner tatooed on his eyes. 1987 rolls around and people are talking now about his nose being done for the third time. He has his nose reshaped. By the third nose job you would think he would be settled with the outcome. He also has cheek bones now! Hes beginning his decent into womanhood. Between 1987 and 1991 he turns white! Yes..WHITE! His nose is now done in 1991 and he has triangles for nostrols and people are really talking about his nose now because its so pointy and jagged its scary. People are talking about how someone really messed his face up. By 1993 there was no helping his nose he tried to fix it but by then the skin and tissue on his nose was dead which is why he sported a nice artificial nose where he had nothing. How many times can you mess with your nose before it dies um lets count 5 times he tried to fix/mess with his nose. It just wasnt perfect the other four time so he must have thought five was the magic number. Oh wait thats not even the end so if you thought i was closing this up you thought wrong. From 1993 to 1999 he messed with his chin, cheeks, and yes his nose AGAIN!!!! 2000 comes and goes and someone brings michael a new jawline. His chin is now 1 inch longer than it was before. Then 2001 brings back his fake nose ...something went terribly wrong in surgery again apparently. So to make a looooooong story of michael jacksons nose short..haha...no pun intended! Michael had a german plastic surgen take a look at his nose the plastic surgern took cartiledge from michaels ear and put it on his nose and called it good. Michael Jackson swears he only had 2 surgeries on his entire face throughout this whole process. Seems kind of weird how one persons face can change complete shape and color! The german surgen said that Michael was trying to leave male adolescent and go right into womanhood. How true does that sound! Next time you look at your nose be thankful you actually have a real one! http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html