The Future Surgeries

Whats wrong with your body? Well.....doesn't matter what it may be since now there are many surgeries that once were thought to be ridiculous. Is one of your toes to long? shorten it with surgery. Do you need calf implants to make your legs look great? Nows the chance to get whatever you want!

• Hands: You want hands with less bulge and more younger looking? Now we can do a botox injection and make your hands look smoother and younger.
• Dimples: Want dimples in ur cheeks? Just get dimple fabrication.
• Belly Buttons: Umbilicoplasty will make you decide if you want an innie or outtie belly button or if you dont like the appereance of your belly button.
• Toe Shortening: If one toe is to long on your foot just have it shortened
• Fix your cankles! Can you not tell where your calf ends and your ankle starts well now surgens can fix that for you.
• Ear Lobe lift
• Fillers for your feet on those long red carpet events! If you have to stand in those heels for hours on end it only makes sense to add alittle cushion so that your feet dont hurt as much
• Knee Lipo
• Necklace Lines

So what do all of these strange surgeries mean yet again. There are so many unhappy people with their lives! The more these people get surgeries the more they are all going to look alike.

Bride of Wildenstein Aka Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jocelyn Wildenstein, some may know or recognize this name, others may not. I honestly never had heard of her til now. Shes even got her own definition in wikipedia which is:

Jocelyn Wildenstein is an american women who came to public attention as a result of extensive plastic surgery on her face

Wow how lucky a whole definition about yourself. I wonder if that makes her have nice warm feelings deep inside. Or do you ever think what your definition might be. Well I wonder if this is what she wants her definition to be? Anyhow, so guess how much she has spent on plastic surgery so far........you will never guess! A mere 4 MILLION dollars on facial plastic surgery! Do you want to know why she did this? Well of course you do! She wanted to fix (or destroy her face for that matter) to keep her husband. They were contemplating a divorce and she thought ...hmmm maybe if I look hotter he will want to stay with me. Forget changing my personality I'll fix my apperance! Not only did she have plastic surgery done but she had it done with a feline affect because her husband (that was contemplating divorce with her) liked exotic cats. So she wanted to look like an exotic cat just for him, how nice!

Ya well it didnt work out for her! After what she did he probably was scared to come home at night so moved out the day he saw her new look! Well actually she decided to divorce him after he was found in bed with a 19 year old model...But she got a nice chunk of change. He was a millionaire. So is the anticipation getting to you, are you dying to see her picture yet?....well heres what she looked like before:

Not to bad! Shes a pretty, blonde, young women!

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Ok so now the after pictures and I will warn you the get worse as time goes on!

All I can say is hopefully she has a rocking body because her face does nothing for her!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516768/Is-scariest-picture-EVER-Bride-Wildenstein.html

Top Five surgeries and cost to look like the stars!

Let me start out by saying that the country with the most plastic surgery in 2002 was the U.S.A. averaging 90,992 plastic surgeries. We beat Mexico by over 38,000 surgeries! I think this may prove we are going alittle overboard with not being satisfied with ourselves! Lets live the new american dream of living free, having no home due to foreclosure but still affording that much needed nose job we've been dying to have! Yes our morals and priorities are all in check.....Ya Right! One article I found will even give you the top five surgeries to get you to have the near perfect celebrity symetrical face. So here are your top five procedures to looking perfect like the stars:
Top Five Procedures:
1.Facial Liposuction: Taking off the excess fat around the cheeks and chin, which may be causing you to look overweight in photos.
2. Rhinoplasty: which in the article it comes out and says the perfect nose doesnt really exist but they can help yours get better by removing bumps or making it straight.
3.Chin Implants: Giving you the chiseled look! How exciting! (can you sense the sarcasim)
4.Dermal Fillers: To smooth out those stubborn wrinkles.
5.Eyelid Surgery: To make your eyes look younger and remove the bags!
http://www.locateadoc.com/articles/the-hollywood-makeover-celebrity-plastic-surgery-procedures-1645.html

So with all of that done seperately they cost on average:
Facial Lipo: $2,000
Rhinoplasty: $6,000
Chin Implants: $1,936
Dermal Fillers: $825
Eyelid Surgery: $3,134

Total: $13,895
So for all of you wanting the look of a hollywood celebrity just dig out that pocket change and pray your face looks better after than before because if not theres really no undo button on all 5 surgeries!
http://www.pricesplasticsurgery.com/